Grade School Romance

Composed 12/16/15
Description: For the Daily Prompt today, which asked us to tell our funniest relationship disaster story. Had to reach back a long way for a funny one.

He was the first
And she was a wee little thing
So she said yes
And chased him round the playground

Yet he was more a stroke of ego
Than a snatcher of the heart

One day the middleman
Asked of all his friend’s fine qualities
Where there five, ten
Fifty?
She said there were so many
But failed to write a list

She doesn’t much remember
Anything after that

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